Friday, June 20, 2008

For Robin, From Jen. You are the pee in my pants.

1. When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

6. When you are confused - I will use little words.

7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don 't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass

9. When you pe your pants - I will point and say "Look! It's me!"

This is my oath...I pledge it till the end Why, you may ask? Because you are my friend, and I love you, Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.

3 comments:

Jenna said...

AWWWWW! i love you pee!

PJ and Me said...

Only you and Robin. Thank goodness you two weren't twins.

Jenna said...

The first comment that is posted under my name is actually from Robin.